The show has far deeper problems than the cast, however. While David Milch’s knack for dialogue and witty banter is present throughout the show, his ability to tell a story that builds interest is totally absent. Episodes largely depend on John’s incoherent babbling to reveal plot details, a problem that progresses to disastrous proportions in a climactic dream sequence in Episode six. Too often scenes occur that feel curiously unnecessary. More importantly, any chance of having a connection with the filmmaker’s is lost. All opportunities to understand the goals of the project are squandered at every turn. When the series ends in a painfully misguided fashion, we have learned nothing. Instead of wanting more, we feel cheated.

This anger is rooted in frustration because of how much potential John from Cincinnati showcases. Clearly, the creative minds behind the show are aiming for the spiritual and the tone of the show is remarkably consistent in sticking with that theme. The mystery is always there, but when the mystery only leads to more mystery, the intrigue dries up. A show about a bunch of lost souls with troubled pasts all seemingly trapped in one location? John from Cincinnati is Lost without cliffhangers, twists, or character development. All that leaves is the sand.

Understandably so, the cancelled series is rather lacking in bonus materials. Two episodes feature audio commentary by David Milch that offer little more than explanations about what is happening with the plot. He also expresses feelings of bitterness that the show ended so quickly. The only other option on this package is an insufferable piece of video footage that shows Milch explaining the meaning of John’s words during Episode Six’s dream sequence. While pretentiously explaining what each line means in relationship to the world’s understanding of art, cast members watch in silent anguish. Watch the faces of some of the principle actors. Someone actually rolls their eyes! If someone has to do this much explaining about a script to the people involved in performing it, they have a serious problem on your hands.

Show Grade: C-
DVD Features Grade: D
Overall Grade: D+