Author Archive: Kieran Newton

The Green

The Green

Oof. It’s been a rough week, review-wise. With the exception of the delightful gem The Artist, I haven’t exactly been winning the review lottery. So let’s just say that, even without knowing anything about it,…

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The Ledge

The Ledge

Well, talk about a downer. The Ledge is just a seriously depressing movie. From start to finish. It’s a movie that tries really, really hard, but can’t seem to quite make the leap from adequate…

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Sleeping Beauty

Sleeping Beauty

A few months back, I read an article in the LA Times concerning the use of female nudity on television, and specifically, on channels like HBO and Showtime, notorious for liberal amounts of nudity in…

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5 Star Day

5 Star Day

Going into my viewing of 5 Star Day, I had absolutely no expectations. I had never even heard of the film before. Apparently, it came out last year at some film festivals. Who knew, right?…

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Killing Bono

Killing Bono

I feel as though I have to keep starting these reviews with disclaimers. Maybe it’s just a good way to open a piece, start with something that grabs the audience’s attention. I have no idea….

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I Melt With You

I Melt With You

The music roars, rising ever higher, a post-rock cacophony that builds, greater and greater, as the phrases flash, one after another on the pitch-black screen. I am over 40. I am losing my hair. I…

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Tangled

Tangled

Well, they’ve done it again. It’s been at least a decade since the last major Disney musical (excepting a certain frog-related film), and the renaissance of Alan Menken was considered over. I, like many other…

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Love and Other Drugs

Love and Other Drugs

For a movie to be a truly successful artistic work, all of the pieces have to come together simultaneously: a good director must provide his vision and finesse great performances out of the actors, all…

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The Ides of March

The Ides of March

Starring George Clooney. Directed by George Clooney. Screenplay by George Clooney. I think it’s pretty safe to say that The Ides of March is George Clooney‘s brainchild, and the amount of passion that he put…

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A Dangerous Method

A Dangerous Method

I’m not going to lie—going into A Dangerous Method, I was only interested in one thing: the fact that Viggo Mortensen was playing Sigmund Freud and that Michael Fassbender was playing Carl Jung. These two…

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