Author Archive: Kieran Newton

Missing Pieces

Missing Pieces

I’ve said before that I try to go into a screening with no preconceived notions or expectations of my own, so the movie doesn’t have to live up to anything. Sometimes this is impossible, especially…

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Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close

Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close

Before I left for my viewing of Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close, I told my roommate what I was going to see. He expressed his interest, and told me to tell him how it was—he…

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Contraband

Contraband

You know, I kinda wish I could occasionally submit really cheeky, one-sentence reviews, like they do on Pitchfork. Sadly, I’m fairly certain my editor would kill me if I did such a thing, but I’d…

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The Perfect Age of Rock and Roll

The Perfect Age of Rock and Roll

Normally, I’m pretty excited to do reviews. But for some reason, I’ve been putting off my review of The Perfect Age of Rock and Roll for a few days now. I didn’t mean to do…

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The Iron Lady

The Iron Lady

Well, apparently somebody decided that Meryl Streep needed another Oscar. Maybe she was remodeling, and noticed a blank space on her shelf, and said to her glorious self, “You know, I could just fill that…

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Return

Return

24 hours later, I’m still not quite sure how I feel about Return, which I saw yesterday. It’s a fascinating film, to be sure, and it certainly does an excellent job of entertaining its audience—at…

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Norwegian Wood

Norwegian Wood

Oof. Okay, so I’m just going to get right out with it: Norwegian Wood is not a great movie. That is admittedly coming from someone who has never read the novel of the same name…

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Cook County

Cook County

Cook County is not a comfortable movie to watch. Like, at all. However, I don’t mean that in a “it’s so bad that it’s almost unbearable to watch.” I mean that the film is so…

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Weekend

Weekend

As a reviewer, I really try to step into a movie theater knowing little to nothing about the film I’m about to see. Granted, there are a few exceptions to this rule: if a movie…

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Boy Wonder

Boy Wonder

I wasn’t sure what to expect out of a film entitled Boy Wonder—as an avid comic book fan/total nerd, I immediately made the connection between the title and Robin, Batman’s sidekick, often affectionately called the…

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