Sex Drive
Director: Sean Anders
Cast: Josh Zuckerman, Clark Duke, Amanda Crew, James Marsden, Seth Green
Genre: Comedy
Rated: R
Review By:
Michael Dance
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NYU Tisch '07
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"...And hey, I met you. You are not cool." -Almost Famous
Sex Drive
Review By: Michael Dance
MichaelDance@TheCinemaSource.com
Sex Drive
(Spoiler warning: I reveal one facet of the ending in this review. On the other hand, I promise it won’t hinder your enjoyment of the movie.)
Sex Drive is both a successful surprise and a big disappointment.
A surprise because the movie is really funny. The actors are all sharp, and the screenplay builds its comedic situations and dialogue much more skillfully than I expected. You’ll be laughing — hard — at regular intervals, and you might even find yourself quoting some lines with your friends weeks later.
But…it’s emotionally dishonest. The central characters, the ones we’re supposed to care about, don’t deserve to be in such a funny movie because they’re not genuine characters. The movie presents a love triangle, but instead of following it through to its logical conclusion — perhaps doling out a bit of hard-won truth in the process — it goes for a Hollywood ending and Sex Drive destroys its potential to be a Superbad-style modern teen classic.
There are lots of funny movies out there. What made movies like Superbad and American Pie so successful was that they was really funny and the teenagers actually felt like close to real teenagers, not pawns in an idiotic plot. Remember in the end of Superbad, how Michael Cera finally gets his chance with the girl he likes? She’s drunk and behaving like she thinks he wants her to. He realizes he doesn’t want her to. “Why don’t we just keep kissing?” he asks nervously after she announces what she’s about to do to him. Talk about truthfulness.
The dynamic in Sex Drive has the potential to ring of the kind of honesty that would make people take a closer look and maybe get something out of it: Ian (Josh Zuckerman) is in love with his best friend Felicia (Amanda Crew), but she’s not interested and actually has a crush on Ian’s friend Lance (Clark Duke) instead.
My problem isn’t that Ian’s actually way better looking than Lance. That’s part of the joke: Lance is pudgy and weird but has confidence, and that makes him a ladies man, whereas Ian is helpless. Lance is a terrific, original character, and no one will benefit more from this movie than Clark Duke (coincidentally, a real-life friend of Michael Cera’s), who makes a great impression.
My problem is that instead of following this story through to its inevitable conclusion — Ian realizes Felicia will never be attracted to him, comes of age, maybe finds a girl of his own, while in the process, the millions of teenage guys out there with unrequited crushes might feel a little better — Sex Drive takes the Idiot Plot/Romantic Comedy/Hollywood Ending route. Ian and Felicia get together despite a lack of chemistry and being totally wrong for each other. Her
No, stupid, not if it’s wrong for the story.
I realize that so far much of this review has been a rant about one specific part of the movie. So let’s bring things back around. The movie’s really funny, right?
Yes. Aside from Duke, the movie is helped along by James Marsden and Seth Green in supporting roles. Marsden plays Ian’s older brother, the manic and wildly homophobic owner of “The Judge”: a vintage Pontiac GTO that Ian, Lance, and Felicia kick off the plot by stealing to drive across the state for the weekend. Marsden overacts his head off, but that’s what the role requires: he’s hilarious.
Seth Green, meanwhile, is equally hilarious as an Amish guy named Ezekiel who never met a situation he didn’t want to deadpan his way out of.
The reason Ian and co. steal the car to drive across the state is because Ian’s met a girl online named Ms. Tasty who promises to have sex with him if he drives up to see her. Wait, but why would he want to do that if he’s hopelessly in love with Felicia? That’s something the movie can’t decide, either: half the time Ian is a sex-crazed teenager who just wants to get some, while the other half of the time he only wants to be with Felicia. Early in the movie — early in the movie! — he gets in a room at a party with a girl who’s trying to make out with him…and he doesn’t seem to notice. Huh? Why are you driving hundreds of miles to hook up with a random hot girl when you just passed up the chance to hook up with another random hot girl?
I digress. Again. I’m doing a bad job of convincing you that this is a funny movie that’s worth seeing, which is what I started out telling you. Let me put it this way: the reason Sex Drive‘s flaws annoy me so much is because they destroy the credibility of an otherwise terrific, hilarious, and original movie.
Let me put it another way: the real stars of this movie are Clark Duke, Seth Green, and James Marsden. No offense to Zuckerman and Crew; they’re just saddled with the worst characters in the movie, which unfortunately happen to be the two lead roles.
Movie Grade: B
(A breakdown: Humor: A; Supporting Characters: A; Romantic Plot: D)
Synopsis:
Eighteen year old Ian finally gets the opportunity to lose his virginity when a woman he meets on-line offers to have sex with him if he drives to Knoxville to meet her. Accompanied by friends Lance and Felicia, whom Ian has a thing for, but