The Heartbreak Kid
Director: Bobby Farrelly, Peter Farrelly
Cast: Ben Stiller, Michelle Monaghan, Malin Akerman, Jerry Stiller, Rob Corddry, Carlos Mencia, Scott Wilson, Danny, McBride, Polly Holliday
Genre: Comedy / Drama / Romance
Rated: R
Review By:
Michael Dance
School:
NYU Tisch '07
Quote:
"...And hey, I met you. You are not cool." -Almost Famous
The Heartbreak Kid
Review By: Michael Dance
MichaelDance@TheCinemaSource.com
The Heartbreak Kid
There are plenty of things I could complain about, but screw it. The Heartbreak Kid, directed by the Farrelly Brothers of
There’s Something About Mary, manages to be completely hilarious despite an unlikable lead, an inconsistent tone, the
inclusion of the cliched foul-mouthed elderly character, and what seems to be a missing scene. A lot of people will hate this movie for
not catering to the standards of good taste, common decency, and Hollywood formula. A lot of people will love it for those same
reasons.
Officially, it’s a remake of a 1970s movie written by Neil Simon, and the basic plot is the same: Eddie, a bachelor who’s not
getting any younger (Ben Stiller with graying hair) spontaneously marries a girl named Lila (Malin Akerman), who
turns out to have major issues. Realizing his mistake while still on his honeymoon, he falls in love with a sweet single girl, Miranda
(Michelle Monaghan) who doesn’t know he’s married.
It’s obviously a good premise for a comedy, but seriously, isn’t it kind of mean to lie to your wife while she’s helplessly nursing a
sunburn to go flirt, and also lie to, another girl who you convince yourself that you’re falling in love with after two days? Yes, it’s a
really big jerk move, and if they had tried to use Stiller’s starpower and charm to hide that, it wouldn’t have worked. Instead, Stiller
plays the character like the liar he is, using his nervous smile not to get the audience to sympathize with him, but to look like even
more of a weasel. He’s smart enough to know that we’re on his side anyway as long as he keeps us laughing — and as long as he’s
opposing Lila, the most mind-bogglingly unlikable presence to perhaps ever appear in a movie.
That’s not a detriment. As played perfectly by Akerman, she is screechy, annoying, very stupid, violent, grating, and quite possibly
pure evil. In most movies, the material wouldn’t be funny enough to justify giving scene after scene to a character the audience just
plain hates spending time with. But somehow, the Farrelly Brothers do it, infusing each scene with enough manic energy and
legitimate laughs to get away with it. Plenty of nudity can never hurt either, although such is Lila’s unlikableness that this has got to
be the least arousing nudity by a hot girl since Charlize Theron in Monster. And she was wearing a fat suit.
Then there’s the relationship between Eddie and Miranda. Remember how Wedding Crashers had a handful of hilarious parts
but always came to a screeching halt with the series of bizarrely sappy, irony-free scenes between Owen Wilson and
Rachel McAdams? That doesn’t happen here – the love story, quite surprisingly, does not get in the
the movie hits all the structural marks — complications, crisis, period of defeat followed by (supposedly) eventual success — but it
always does so in order to get to the next joke, not because the screenplay gods deem that’s the way it should be. Even the ending
goes for humor instead of boring sentimentality.
I mentioned the flaws in the opening paragraph. The lewdness and vulgarity of the whole enterprise will no doubt turn a lot of people
off, most notably with a scene involving a jellyfish and urine that was shocking in its crudity. Yes, shocking – I didn’t know my jaw
could actually drop like that. It’s either the best or the worst scene in the movie, depending on your point of view. A plainly weak
point, on the other hand, is Jerry Stiller, finally playing his real-life-son’s father. He’s a funny guy, but his character here is the
standard-issue Old Guy Who Swears. As for the missing scene I mentioned, there’s a point in the movie – right after the jellyfish and
the urine, actually – where we fast-forward a few weeks, but aren’t really sure what’s going on until we’re hastily given some exposition
to find out what’s happened in the meantime. It’s awkward, especially because the time we skipped seems like it could’ve given us a
few more funny scenes. As it stands, Lila disappears from the movie with a bang but without much closure.
But I laughed. And then I laughed some more. This is an uneven and flawed but hilarious movie, and I didn’t know that the Farrelly
Brothers, after the surprisingly sweet Fever Pitch, still had this in them. Even though I like what they did with that movie, I
can’t help but be happy about such a thorough return to form.
Movie Grade: B+
Synopsis:
Single and indecisive, Eddie (Ben Stiller) begins dating the incredibly sexy and seemingly fabulous Lila. Upon the urging of his father and best friend, Eddie proposes to her after only a week, fearing this may be his last chance at love, marriage, and happiness. However, while on their honeymoon in sunny Mexico, Lila reveals her true beyond-awful nature and Eddie meets Miranda, the woman he realizes to be his actual soul mate. Eddie must keep his new, increasingly horrid wife at bay as he attempts to woo the girl of his dreams.